Diversification Tshirt

🔎 For the person who owns 7 different asset classes but still Googles "what is inflation?"

You've read the first chapter of three investing books, watched that one YouTube video about index funds, and maybe even set up a spreadsheet (that you haven't updated since March). But now, you can broadcast your financial philosophy straight across your chest with the Diversification Tshirt - the ultimate garment for those who know the words and the charts.

🖤 Why You'll Love It:

• Strategic Design: Clean, minimalist base with bold text that screams "I understand portfolio theory". No financial jargon clutter, just pure hedge fund energy.
• Intellectual Irony: The built-in contradiction is the point - you're literally wearing the confession that diversity of holdings masks a diversity of knowledge gaps. Peak self-aware investor fashion.
• Conversation Starter: Perfect for crypto bros who also buy S&P 500 funds, portfolio-building newbies who just discovered ETFs, and anyone whose asset allocation is less strategy and more "spread it around and hope."
• Comfort Upgrade: Premium cotton blend ensures you stay comfortable whether your portfolio is up 12% or you're sweating about missed opportunities. Breathable fabric for those anxious late-night market-watching sessions.
• Unisex, Universal, Unaccountable: Because diversification doesn't discriminate - neither should your t-shirt.

🧘‍♂️ The Philosophy:

• This isn't just a shirt - it's a statement.
• It's wearable self-awareness.
• It's what you wear to the investment club meeting when you're mostly there for the snacks and the vague sense of financial superiority.

Material: 100% cotton risk management

Maintenance: Machine wash cold, like your hot takes on market timing.